Self Abuse - Chinese man pleasures a Park Bench
Chinese midnight rambler Le Xing was rushed to hospital in Hong Kong this week after his attempt to pleasure an isolated park bench went drastically wrong.
The 41 year old ‘lonely and disturbed’ lover reportedly stuck his penis inside a 1 inch diameter hole in the bench though was unable to withdraw when his erection trapped him. Paramedics eventually sawed off the 2.5 metre long pole and rushed him and the pole to the hospital where they successfully parted the pair four hours later.
Doctors subsequently revealed they’d have been forced to amputate his manhood if they’d failed to remove the pole within one more hour (HK Magazine).
Meanwhile in England, an unnamed 12-year-old English boy from Dudley suffered similar ignominy as well as 18% burns to the backs of his legs and his thumb this week, when a lighting farts game went tragically wrong.
“The boy had been pranking around in the garden having a competition with his cousin, when they were breaking wind and lighting it,” Tipton fire commander Paul Harpin told the Daily Telegraph.
“Right behind him was a petrol can and that just flashed. I think he must have won the competition but he will have some nasty burns now,” the Commander continued.
Wikepedia warns that reports of serious burns related to lighting farts are common and advises those determined to experiment to wear thick cotton pants as opposed to synthetic fibres and never to light them when naked.
“Because the methane and hydrogen present are flammable, igniting the resulting gases can result in burns or explosions as well as the desired flame,” Wikepedia explains, “Clothing or hair may catch fire and sensitive tissues can be damaged.”
http://tinyurl.com/5aq535 (Lighting farts on youtube- strangely impressive)
http://tinyurl.com/5qo9xm (when accidents happen- don’t try this at home!!!!!!)
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